Denis: Do you believe in aliens?
Me: Depends on what you’re talking about…
Denis: One of my partners called me one time while I was driving. He was screaming on the phone, “Pull over now! Pull over and go into a diner and buy a hamburger! Do it now or we’re gonna lose this deal to aliens!” I told ’em I’ll pull over but I’m not buying a damn hamburger! I’m gonna buy an egg sandwich!
Me: **Looked at Shana** You got you a contrary one, don’t you?
Shana: Yes, all day, every day.
Me: So what happened to the deal, Denis?
Denis: We lost it to aliens!

Photo by LaShawnda Jones (July 2014)

Photo by LaShawnda Jones (July 2014)